24
May
Emily on Lunch
- Me:
- Where are you going?
- Emily:
- For lunch. (keeps walking) I'm making an apple.
- Me:
- What do you mean 'making' an apple?
- Emily:
- I'm slicing an apple.
- Me:
- That's not "making" an apple. You're having an apple.
Dad on Abercrombie
- (walking through the mall)
- Dad:
- (sigh) You know, I love a girl who wears Abercrombie and Fitch...
07
May
Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out.
28
Apr
Calm seas never made a good sailor.
12
Apr
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
L’enfer est plein de bonnes volontés et désirs
25
Jan
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
J.R.R. Tolkien
24
Jan
It’s always darkest before the dawn.
Florence and the Machine - Shake it out
23
Jan
You get s*** when you don’t pretend you’re f****ing too cool for school, and we are not too cool for school! We are just basically teaching the class people don’t want to attend, and the class is, How to F***ing Make a Living Doing What You Love 101. And also, How to F***ing Beat the Haters Off With a Stick and Let Them Suck Your D***. That’s the 200-level class.” / “That was very poetic,” (Dan) Auerbach says.
Patrick Carney, drummer and otherwise multi-instrumentalist of the Black Keys in Rolling Stone, January 19, 2012, Issue 1148
28
Sep
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.
Robert Frost (via cheesegasm)
via cheesegasm